Thursday, May 26, 2005

Ich habe Blau Augen....

Ok, i could be getting carried away with this, but this one tells me what colour i am. i like knowing what colour i am.




Your Aura is Blue


Your Personality: Your natural warmth and intuition nurtures those around you. You are accepting and always follow your heart.



You in Love: Relationships are your top priority, and this includes love. You are most happy when you are serious with someone.



Your Career: You need to help others in your job to feel satistifed. You would be a great nurse, psychologist, or counselor.


What Color Is Your Aura? Take This Quiz :-)



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Tuesday, May 24, 2005

star wars/mashed rant

Episode 3. loved it. it was mega.

watching new hope tonight. Revenge of the sith has added enough to the saga to make you wanna finish it. i am appeased not only cinematically but also narratively (that a word?)

Im a bit cained as i perform this awkward keyboard ballet. keys. Everywhere.

im listening to Clawfinger. they're this band from somewhere scandinavian (or somewhere else in that area). they're sounding quite cool right now.

That frog. you all know which one i mean. anybody with an ounce of musical talent and they're fans therein really should stand up against this. action is needed.

it has occured to me recently that my head needs a challenge. not stimulating myself enough mentally.............

Abi Titmuss. it sounds like a seasonal greeting, for a rather rude holiday, delivered by somebody with a cold.

Sunday, May 22, 2005

what others see....

While busy blog surfing i found a test that took my interest. here's what it said







Starving Artist
You are 28% Rational, 14% Extroverted, 14% Brutal, and 57% Arrogant.
You are the Starving Artist! You are more intuitive than logical, and are primarily guided by your heart and emotions. You are also very introverted and gentle. Of course, this does not mean that you do not have an ego. In fact, you are surprisingly arrogant for someone so emotional and gentle. This is why you are best described as a starving artist. You are very introspective and quite sure of yourself, as any accomplished artist is, yet your views are impractical, guided by feelings, and overly gentle. You probably find math, logic, and similar intellectual pursuits offensive to your artistic sensibilities, and you prefer the open-endedness of artistry because then you know you can never truly have a wrong answer. So really you have no reason to be arrogant, you big doofus, because the skills you value (emotion, spirit, art, etc.) in yourself are valuable only on a subjective level, meaning your arrogance is purely masturbatory. In short, your personality is defective because you are arrogant, introverted, introspective, gentle, and thoroughly irrational...posessing most of the traits needed to be a starving--and useless--artist. So get out there, write a few short stories that are allegories for the spirit, and starve!

To put it less negatively:

1. You are more INTUITIVE than rational.

2. You are more INTROVERTED than extroverted.

3. You are more GENTLE than brutal.

4. You are more ARROGANT than humble.

Compatibility:

Your exact opposite is the Capitalist Pig.

Other personalities you would probably get along with are the Haughty Intellectual, the Televangelist, and the Emo Kid.

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If you scored near fifty percent for a certain trait (42%-58%), you could very well go either way. For example, someone with 42% Extroversion is slightly leaning towards being an introvert, but is close enough to being an extrovert to be classified that way as well. Below is a list of the other personality types so that you can determine which other possible categories you may fill if you scored near fifty percent for certain traits.

The other personality types:

The Emo Kid: Intuitive, Introverted, Gentle, Humble.

The Starving Artist: Intuitive, Introverted, Gentle, Arrogant.

The Bitch-Slap: Intuitive, Introverted, Brutal, Humble.

The Brute: Intuitive, Introverted, Brutal, Arrogant.

The Hippie: Intuitive, Extroverted, Gentle, Humble.

The Televangelist: Intuitive, Extroverted, Gentle, Arrogant.

The Schoolyard Bully: Intuitive, Extroverted, Brutal, Humble.

The Class Clown: Intuitive, Extroverted, Brutal, Arrogant.

The Robot: Rational, Introverted, Gentle, Humble.

The Haughty Intellectual: Rational, Introverted, Gentle, Arrogant.

The Spiteful Loner: Rational, Introverted, Brutal, Humble.

The Sociopath: Rational, Introverted, Brutal, Arrogant.

The Hand-Raiser: Rational, Extroverted, Gentle, Humble.

The Braggart: Rational, Extroverted, Gentle, Arrogant.

The Capitalist Pig: Rational, Extroverted, Brutal, Humble.

The Smartass: Rational, Extroverted, Brutal, Arrogant.








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You scored higher than 10% on Rationality





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Link: The Personality Defect Test written by saint_gasoline on Ok Cupid

Saturday, May 21, 2005

Cripple Calamity

Some say this to my artistic detrement. i say bollocks to them!

Im refering to my quest for leonard Nimoy's and William Shatner's musical back catalogue. I have less Spock than Kirk but i think Spock is the winner so far. he's got that whole jangly 60's feel to his songs (he does take the edge away from 'lord of the rings' with his song 'ballad of bilbo baggins). Kirk just talks over music. It works really well with his collaoration with Henry Rollins though. Right now im listening to Senor Coconut. check it out

I had horrible turn outside spiders last night. after (im told) a tussle with Paul. I fell to the ground. i couldnt get back up. the pain that my legs have been suffering for a while now kicked in. i had to shout for friends to help me up. I've never felt so feeble. it scares me that my own body is once again turning against me.

because of this i smoked lots. i am a weak man......

Thursday, May 19, 2005

Hulk Smash

My arms, without a shadow of a doubt, are getting bigger.

I started going to the gym in february. Four months down the line im seeing definition. if i were a comic book character, they'd be shading more parts of my arm. even some t-shirts are getting that little bit tighter around the arm. im glad they dont look like mr tickles arms any more.

My personal vendetta against the coca-cola company has been laid to rest.

I once made a number of phone calls to the company asking why diet Dr Pepper did not come in 500ml bottles. they expalined to me there was no demand for it. that opinion (or fact?) appears to have changed as Dr Pepper z has appeared. its part of a whole range of products with the z monniker. Is 'Diet' or 'light' not acceptable anymore?

Friday, May 06, 2005

hooked on a feeling....

seems im the only one out, of all those i have spoken to about last weeks Dr Who, that liked the direction it went in. i feel quite lonely. like that dalek. any attractive time travellers wanna touch me?

Sunday, May 01, 2005

went to a marvelous party

paul dragged me into his world this weekend. i got to hang with his friends at a party he took me to.

i survived quite well. i never reckon on being sociable at parties where i know nobody. i ruined that idea and actually survived the evening without paul carrying me socially.

after being kicked out at four in the morning, paul and i bimbled back to ours with guests in tow and got a bit stoned.

Preceeding the party, we watched Dr Who. It was awsome. i've never really felt for a Dalek before. And having that plunger thing actually do stuff, corking!